True Life: I Went to Pure Barre and It Was Fucking Miserable
My fiancée goes to Pure Barre five times a week, apparently to look better than she already does (not possible). If you’re not familiar with Pure Barre, it’s basically a chick cult, which also includes...
View ArticleI Tried Bikram Yoga & Failed Spectacularly
Inspired by Matt’s brave / miserable attempt at Pure Barre, I decided to try Bikram Yoga with my wife this weekend. As she put it, “she’s ONLY been trying to get me to go for four years”. I figured...
View ArticleMy Near Death Experience at Hot Yoga
Fuck hot yoga. Fuck it to hell and back. Nevermind, that’s an oxymoron, because hot yoga IS hell. And if it’s not, it’s the closest thing to hell you can find on planet Earth. Just like Pure Barre, I...
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